So you want to be a Sea Rat, eh? Well, yer showin' a fine sense o' judgment.

Ye can buy Sea Rats! fer the low price o' $19.95.
(There's also a shippin' an' handlin' fee.)

We make it easy fer ye te buy Online with
It's fast and secure, an' ye don't have te be a PayPal member — ye can use yer credit card!

READ THIS HERE FINE PRINT:
Ye can only use this form fer shippin' within the Continental USA.
Also, yer gonna make payments te our parent company, Dangerous Kitchen, Inc. — that's what'll show in the order form.

Don't live in the Continental USA?
No problem! Jest contact us with yer complete name an' address. We'll calculate the shippin' charges an' get right back te ye with the costs.