Name:


Email Address:


How old are ye? twelve and under teenager twenties thirties fourties at least fifty

How did ye hear about us? a buddy website link online search NPR

Send me The Parrot Speaks.

So you want somethin' fer nothin', eh? Well, we don't just give this game away te anybody!

…OK, we really do, but never mind that. Point is, yer gonna have te do a few things first:

1. Give us yer name and email address. (If ye got any qualms about that, read our piracy policy at the bottom of the page.)
    
2. If ye like, tell us yer age an' how ye heard of us.
    
3. An' check the box that says "Send me The Parrot Speaks" (te get our occasional e-newsletter). We promise not te harass ye too much, and ye'll keep up with Sea Rats! news, alternative rules an' other fun stuff.
    
4. Press the "Submit" button.

The download is a PDF file. Print the pages, then get out some scissors (or yer cutlass), some white glue an' tape, cause yer gonna spend a few minutes puttin' this thing together. Or maybe ye should give it te yer pet monkey—that's how easy it is te assemble.

Oh yeah, don't ferget 3 dice an' 25 pennies (fer the pieces).