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The Greetins…
Ahoy Matey!
posted by Nickler
Gerardo
posted by Dallin
Swab the Decks!
posted by Flame Beard
JAY
posted by JAY
Avast Ye Drivelswiggers!
posted by Bloody Bessie
hi
posted by xander
gunnarr
posted by xander
123456789
posted by xander
xanddrer
posted by xander
orlando bloom
posted by johnny depp
hello
posted by luke99
ahoy maty
posted by luke99
arrghh
posted by paz princess
Maybe ye should try ... aimin!
posted by Testy
Wake me at the zenith of the moon
posted by Capn' Jolley Jeannie
Shiver me timers pass me that cat o'nine tails as I've some landlubbers to tame
posted by captain
Ye lland lubbers beware!!! PIRATES RULE!!!
posted by cap'n Daria the Disfunctional
Is that a bowsprit,or are you just pleased to see me, eh?
posted by Cap'n Twinkle Chainsaw
Hail ye sailors
posted by aloha
'Hoy there! Where ye be keepin' the rum?
posted by Capt. Angus McCarthy
Ho there me hearties, tis a great day to search for booty and enjoy the company of wenches.
posted by Captain Sam Flint
ARRGH! How fare ye, thou bootless salt-drenched barnacle-slobberin' dogfish?
posted by Cap'n Brynn
Avast ye, ARRGH! Who gave ye permission to walk the plank??
posted by Cap'n Brynn
Yevast there ye matey, and turn and face your betters! Or is it the running through that ye seek!
posted by Cap'n Scarface the Dreadlord of the Seven Seas
Ahoy ye scurvy dogs! pass the powder and the rum barrel!
posted by dread jean the red
Avast, me hardies!
posted by Crony240@aol.com
Harrrrr! Tis a' fine day for a keel haulin' or even a haul keelin'
posted by No Beard Chambers
Don't put that in your nose!
posted by Mad Denny Black
Ahoy there! Lay down yer weapons and by to be boarded or ye'll get a whiff 'o the Devils' baccy!
posted by Edward d'Tonnelier
Blood 'n guns! I love the smell of black powder in the morning!
posted by Edward d' Tonnelier
Ahoy chum. Gimme yer doubloons or walk the plank!
posted by One Boot Henry
Ahoy ye kelp-festooned, hook-handed baloon poppers! Have a Saucy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
posted by Cap'n Slappy
Avast, ye barnacle-bitten son of a sea dog! Me mates an' ahr'll be chewin' yer bones b' mornin', so enjoy yer last day above the waves an' under th' blue sky!
posted by Jolly Roger's Robber Baron
Yaaarrrrr! Unbatten yer hatches ye saucy wench! Prepare to be boarded!
posted by Cap'n Toasty
What ye be doin in me way, ya lubber?
posted by Horrible Hank
How be yer mast hangin'?
posted by Juryrig
Ho there, ye maggot-ridden sea scum, how's yer day goin'?
posted by Filthy Rich, Dread Pirate o' the Southeast